Please reblog if you wouldn’t act differently around a friend if they came out as bisexual, gay or lesbian.

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why isn’t there a dollar bill eyes emoji?

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no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre

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things ppl rly need to stop glorifying

  • krusty krab
  • is unfair
  • Mr krabs
  • is in there
  • standing at the concession 
  • plotting his oppression

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"im not a feminist"


Actually, it means they’ve probably payed attention to THE MOVEMENT itself, which is hateful and discriminatory, not just towards men, but also towards women that don’t agree with every fucking word they say.
The definition of feminism and the modern feminist movement are two totally different things.
This type of post is total horse shit.

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Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1
  • Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
  • Piss easy: extremely easy.
  • Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
  • Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
  • Pissing down: Raining heavily.
  • Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
  • Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
  • Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
  • Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
  • Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
  • Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
  • Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
  • As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pudding around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.
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